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There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus. On a scale from 1 to "the human centipede", how close am I to that ass? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
Touch your toes and I'll show you where the rocket goes! I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher.
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?
Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
Hi, I’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' between 'F' and 'CK’ F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.
Fine, I’ll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex. Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be. I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight. Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
Because weed be cute together Do you come here often or wait till you get home?
Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet!