Movie quotes about dating
And with online dating comes a whole new set of problems.
Some people embrace online dating, while others accept it as a necessary but deplorable part of modern dating.
Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend." - Lucy Liu "Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are." - Will Ferrell "I went out with a guy once who told me I didn't need to drink to make myself more fun to be around.
I told him, 'I'm drinking so that you're more fun to be around."'- Chelsea Handler "I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back." - Zsa Zsa Gabor Just because a quote is funny doesn't mean there isn't some truth to it.
But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that." - Mitch Hedberg "Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million-dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla." - Jim Bishop "I was dating this guy, and we would spend all day text messaging each other.
From 'you had me at hello' to 'Cinderf***in'rella', Hollywood has delighted us over the years with cheesy "romantic" one-liners – both awful and excellent in equal measure – which we've rounded up here to get you in the mood for Valentine's Day.
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I’ve never been Romeo who meets a girl and falls for her immediately. My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away. I’m not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax. Well, dating has become a sport and not about finding the person you love. My mom is going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people. I think I’m a change from what it would be like dating a normal guy who doesn’t talk too much.
Here are some funny quotes about dating for the digital age: "It's not 'Great Cupid' or even 'Good Cupid.' It's Ok Cupid." - Helen Hong "Online dating is like online shopping except you're looking for people no one wants, and it's a month." - Phil Pivnick "If we meet offline, and you look nothing like your pics, you're buying me drinks until you do." - Unknown "I wish there was an online dating website for people who hate online dating." - Unknown "I look great in my profile pictures.
They were taken when I didn't need online dating to meet people." Source: "Internet dating is the fastest, most efficient way to gather a pool of qualified candidates.
In fact, things are often funny there is so much truth to them.